NOT A BESTSELLER

Feb 2026

A mystical hysterical Biography

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★★★★☆ — Early Reviews

In a world obsessed with becoming ‘someone,’ she somehow makes becoming ‘no one in particular’ feel like a revolution.

A masterpiece of glorious self-sabotage — part memoir, part roast, part permission slip to stop taking ourselves so seriously.

I laughed, I winced, I reconsidered my entire LinkedIn profile.”

A devastating satire of self-importance, yet also… weirdly moving. I hated how much I loved it.”

— A completely unqualified, wildly biased early reader